20 Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names That Will Make You Rethink Your Opinion Of Saint West

On Monday afternoon, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West revealed their second-born child would heretofore be referred to as Saint West. 

Unusual? Yes. But we don’t get to choose our family… or our names for that matter.

But, it could have been worse! And here’s the proof that it’s hard being a kid in the 21^st century, especially when your name is Apple.

For when John or Jenny simply won’t do, here are the most unusual, obscure and ridiculous celebrity baby names of all time:

1. Apple Martin — Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin 

2. Indio Falconer — Robert Downey Jr.

3. Moon Unit, Dweezil and Diva — Frank Zappa

4. Bluebell Madonna – Geri Haliwell

5. Sage Moonblood — Sylvester Stallone

6. Kal-El – Nicholas Cage

7. Reign – Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

8. Pilot Inspektor — Jason Lee

9. Satchel – Woody Allen and Mia Farrow

10. Sonnet, True, Autumn and Ocean – Forrest Whittaker

11. Blue Ivy – Beyonce and Jay-Z

12. Audio Science Clayton — Shannyn Sossamon

12. Fifi Trixiebell, Peaches and Pixi – Bob Geldof

13. Tu Morrow — Rob Morrow

14. Jermajesty Jackson — Jermaine Jackson

15. Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela and Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver — Jamie Oliver 

16. Princess Tiaami – Katie Price and Peter Andre

17. Prince Michael II/ Blanket – Michael Jackson

18. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper Seven – David and Victoria Beckham

19. Suri – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

20. Scout Larue, Rumer and Tallulah Belle – Bruce Willis and Demi Moore