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26 Reasons To Love Being Single On Valentine's Day
Feb 4th 2016 |
| Written by Will Jamieson
So, Valentine's Day is just around the corner and you've just realised you're single...
On the outside, you're all like....
But this is how you're really feeling...
Forever alone, staring into your solitary and bleak future like...
You're distraught that you will never be twirled around in the rain by Zac Efron...
Or that no one is knocking on your door and doing this...
No one understands the pain. No one except for Taylor...
Couples are everywhere with their public displays of emotion...
But that's ok: we care not.
So what if you'll never find a Jack to share a floating door with...
You have yourself...
And the internet...
You'll just do this instead...
Who needs love?
...Or marry pizza. You can do that right?
Look at the positives...
You can flirt your butt off whenever you want...
You don’t have to answer to anyone at the end of the day...
There’s plenty of time to be with your friends...
And more money to spend on yourself...
You have time to care about the really important things in life...
And you don't have to share food...
Life is all about you, you and you!
And there's more room in bed...
Netflix and Chill is actually Netflix and Chill and thats not a bad thing...
And social media doesn't turn you into a crazed stalker...
And hey, you can appreciate the single life for what it is...
See, being single is actually the best!
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